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posted 11 hours ago

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb


twinsbaseball:

Started from the bottom.

twinsbaseball:

Started from the bottom.


unimpressedcats:

yes yes i clean 4 u

unimpressedcats:

yes yes i clean 4 u



sluttiestkitten:

all girls are fucking beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren’t because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies fuck you


pocketmoony:

This made me laugh so hard!


candycoats:

Left 4 Propane 2

candycoats:

Left 4 Propane 2


timothydelaghetto:

cockkkkkkkk:

akivalentine:

hypnotixpoet:

courtneybrandttt:

kimkanyekimye:

Kanye is everything!!!

If a man ever treats me the way Kanye treats Kim, i will never let him go

"asshole to the world but never towards your girl."

!!!

man of my dreams dude

Never understood the obsession with callin dude’s “whipped” for catering to your chick. Like, if you know you have someone special, there is nothing unmanly about making sure she feels that way 24/7.